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06 December 2002 @ 11:34 am
Do you ever notice those constant tendencies in your life? It always seems to be a certain way, no matter what. Well, i'm going to share a few of mine that i've noticed over the years.

1) My right boot always comes untied, never the left boot.
2) I'm always a close 2nd, but never first or far behind.
3) "even steven", No matter what i do, everything always comes out even. (If i lose something, i'll find something on the ground the next day)
4) The one time i do something different is the VERY time that i should have been doing it the same as before.

I've got a story that i heard in a movie once (though modified a little through poor memory)...
Once there was this little bird who was flying south for the winter. The bird flew into a snow storm, froze solid, and fell to the ground. Just when he was a bout to die, a cow walking by crapped on top of the bird. The warmth thawed the bird and the bird became happy. The bird was so happy, he started singing and moving around a little. Just then, a cat came up and paw'ed away a little crap off the top to see what was making the noise. Once seeing the bird, the cat had decided it found itself a meal and ate the little bird.

The moral of the story is; not everyone that shits on you is your enemy, and not everyone that tries to get you out of crap is your friend.
(Anonymous) on December 12th, 2002 08:58 am (UTC)

You HAVE TO check it out man! :P It is GREAT!!!!! I did it man! I don't have a comments script yet, but that is soon to come! :D

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See the journal here:

Get the script here:
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Carnestibman on December 14th, 2002 06:07 pm (UTC)
already changed passwd
Sorry, already changed the passwd.. whoever is reading this, don't try to post to my J-ournal.