The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you. I'll even mail it if need be, so geography is no barrier.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make;
2. It'll be done this year; (added: maybe, hah)
3. You have no clue what it's going to be. It could be anything. It will have some material aspect, however -- it will be a thing, not just a collection of zeroes and ones;
4. I reserve the right to make something extremely odd.
The catch is you have to post a picture of your "thing" after you've found a good place at home/work for it (hopefully not in the closet, haha).