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20 January 2004 @ 01:51 pm
Phone Post: *shoots self in face* .... with an AT-4  
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“well, i was going to work today and during work schmeck almost kills himself with my knife, then when i'm trying to go and park in the parking lot, a guy runs into me... i think i'll just call in the insurance information, and not get the MP's involved..”

Transcribed by: warraven
Danwarraven on January 20th, 2004 11:43 am (UTC)
yeah, days like that suck. you might need a statement from the MP's though. might not, either, but just keep that in mind. i think that you'll be ok though, how bad is it? is it like your whole hood is crushed in? or is it more like a fender bender?
Carnestibman on January 20th, 2004 04:05 pm (UTC)
More of a fender bender, but everything seems to be turning out fine. His insurance company talked with mine (after i called both) and they're going to get me a rental during the repairs and such (free of course!)

Kinda interesting how the insurance claims system works.. it's kinda like pitting organizations against each other. Each trying to get the other one to foot the bill. hmmm, maybe that's scary too..
Danwarraven on January 21st, 2004 01:27 pm (UTC)
"Porkchop sandwiches!"
"Oh Shit! Get the fuck out of here! what are you doing? go get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiot! Fuck we're all dead, get the fuck out of here!"
"my god did that smell good"
Carnestibman on January 21st, 2004 02:12 pm (UTC)
"Last one in is a penis pump"
"Holy cow, i'm totally going so fast!"
"ah! fuck!" *whack*